My fellow /bant/agonists.
As many of you know, a crime has been committed against the posters of this board. We've bared witnesses to an event that has shook the very foundation of our board. In case you missed it, the
>>1666666 get was stolen by an insignificant post in an imptrash thread in a sneaky plot by a /pol/ moderator. I know that many of you have been deeply shocked and hurt by this atrocious happening. Rest assured, this can not, and will not be tolerated.
I make this post in this dark hour, to call upon the brave and strong people of /bant/. For too long have we seen our beloved board being used as a trash can for the cancerous hellhole that is /pol/. Our very way of life have been suppressed, our inalienable rights as free posters of /bant/ have been infringed upon by oppressive outside forces who think of us as a colony. An enemy who wish to kill our spirit, darken our hearts and replace our memes with the same bland frogs you find all over on twitter and reddit. We will no longer sit idly by and watch these tyrants tear our home apart with their bitter, uninspired and low-energy shitposts. THIS ENDS NOW.
It does not matter if you post Cirno or Satania, Karen or Kagari. It doesn't matter if you swear to Simon and Borche, Blepe and /bant/ plant, or whether you like Leaf Girl or Aussie Girl the best. It doesn't matter if you prefer peanuts and coke or the McChicken, if your flag is toothpaste or a fidget spinner, if you "stopped reading right there", or if you have forgotten why you are here in the first place -
THIS is who we are. This is /bant/!
We are not /pol2/! We are a proud and independent board, and we WILL protect our rights, even if it means we go to war!
So join us, brothers and sisters, in our fight against the evil /pol/acks. We will save our precious /bant/. Justice and freedom will prevail! BOARD WAR NOW!
