>>7828825Tapwater.
I'm halfway through my second now.
I find that if I drink alot of water I get nightsweats-- which are actually pretty cool because I get to sweat like I'm in a sauna without having to do anything. I feel like an eel in a warm, wet cave, slithering about. The water transmogrifies me, I need it to ascend to the godly peak of fucking perfection.
I hope you can understand. We're trapped in an illusion, and all there is underneath us is a slow dreaming void where the firmament is pure thought without any physical manifestation. And so I drink the water, endlessly.