>>9879283>metabolismno I just have a really good metabolism
I age more rapidly but I have better enzymatic prowess than most of my peers, I reckon it's because overall work my liver did in obsessive alchoholism phase was still several degrees of magnitude less than most other people's livers did (I started drinking at 16 and stopped abruptly after heavy drinking at 18, whilst most people I know started drinking at 14 and still keep drinking deep in their 20s); I can't throw muscle nor fat mass no matter how much or little effort I pull into working out/overeating myself
>funny>>he doesn't know cute and funnyoh my poor boy, my poor poor boy
I wish I could lead a course on sexual depravity and variety of unexplored and uncharted fetishes virgins can pick from; I'd be fit for the job as I would promote the less obscene and degenerate ones like furry whilst leaving the classy and healthy ones like loli/shota
wai... are all three virgins or nah?
I haven't been in virgin trio fantasticus since 2K17