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>"Yes I'd like one of these so called hot dogs please.
laugh
>Although, why anyone would call them that is lost on me - I mean, why would a processed meat product carry any resemblance to a canine? It's absurd!"
insert laughtrack
>"Do you mean the leftover pieces of cartilege, organs, and fatty tissue that we've broken down into a mushy paste and then filled sacks of intestine with?"
laughtrack intensifies
>"Yes, and make it extra globular."
audience dies
