>>3459032RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER.
Rudolph was a NEET ... potential /r9k/ / Island of Misfit Toys case ... who got /fit/, got the girl, defeated the Abominable Snowman,* and became a hero, saving the community (metaphor for /pol/ and the Meme War).
*Admittedly, with the help of a crypto-Jewish dentist.