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I found a bunny the other day. It was clearly tame, abandoned by a patch a forest by someone who'd grown tired of it. It was frightened. A was with a girl, and she wanted to rescue it, but every time she approached the bunny ran away and hid. Doing what any Aryan man, who needs not assert his fledgling masculinity through wanton cruelty against defenseless animals, would do, I sat down in a patch of grass close to the bunny. Invoking the spirit of my ancestors, I started to calmly speak to it. After a minute, it came up to me, calm and unafraid, and I carried it and handed it to the astonished girl who's mouth was literally agape.
The moral of the story is that I got my dick sucked and also Heil Hitler. Compassion. closeness to nature, care for the weakest of creatures, and spiritual connection to animals are all Aryan traits.
