>>5975844MORTY *braaap* you have to listen to me Morty.
We have to become pedophiles Morty, it's *barf* the only way. You have to trust me Morty, I know it, I know it sounds crazy M-Morty but I've done the *hic* done the science Morty on this Morty and we have to become pedophiles Morty.
Morty we have to become pedophiles you need to trust me on this.