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Sure OP, here's a funny story:
>Be me
>Literally 20 minutes ago
>Almost 3AM
>Goes downstairs cause I'm hungry as fuck
>Nothing to eat
>Decide to eat 2 kg of my dad's MMs
>Oh god oh fuck I made to much noise
>Put it all in my mouth
>I hear someone coming downstairs
>My dad
>Fuckfuckfuck.wav
>I act all drowsy and shit, tell him I wanted water
>He doesn't say anything, looks mad as fuck with a death stare
>He goes upstairs and I finish the snack
>Back to my room, 2:55AM
>realize I live alone
>Mfw