>>5760298Long ago in a distant Imageboard, I, Anon, the shape-shifting Master of Trolling, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Leftist warrior wielding a Bad Dragon Dildo stepped forth to oppose me. Before the first Shillthread was posted, I tore open a ban on lifetime and flung him into the Internet, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the 4Chan, and undo the Internet that is Anon!