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>be Aryan """master race"""
>try to flee from Europe in the 900s after being shit on by the rest of the continent
>claim to "discover" North America when Inuits were regularly crossing between Siberia and North America for centuries
>try to settle Greenland
>Inuit have been there for like only one generation before the
>outnumber the Inuits by 10-1
>Aryan master race is equipped with all sorts of metal shit, tools and weapons and superior Western knowledge
>inuits are only equipped with furs and bone tools and shoddy snow castles
>aryans start floundering around because realized they can't farm in the arctic
>inuits redirect streams to flood their towns
>inuits throw rotting animals into their drinking water
>inuit burn down their shit, kill anybody who wander out of town
>aryan """master race""" freeze and starve to death
>no snow shoes or dog sleds to actually get around
>run away back to Europe
>only tell the rest of the world that the weather is bad an that's why the left
>we wuz master race
who am i quoting lole