>>19306209I was at a Houdini SideFX meetup in Vancouver and for a decade I hadn't eaten chinese food. I actually had a yearning for it. I'm pretty adventurous. I was talking to this fat chinese broad there and I told her I'd buy her dinner if she led me to an authentic Chinese restaurant. She eagerly complied and we went up Kingsway past Victoria to a working class Chinese restaurant. Bad bad mistake. As soon as i entered the packed joint I almost vomited from the smell. It was filth. I looked at what people were eating around us for some dish that wouldn't put me in the hosptial and saw someone eating what looked like watermelon balls covered in whipped cream. Well not good but not vomit inducing mkay? I got that and plus ordered about 5 dishes that she just scarfed up like she hadn't eaten in a week. The smell of the steaming dishes on our table was horrific. The watermelon balls with cream? no no ...it wasn't cream. kek
it was mayonnaise, or Kraft Miracle Whip. I just couldn't. I shoved the big bowl at ehr and she just vaccumed it all up in the blink of an eye.
never again Chinese anything
