>>16035200If every single mushroom was poisonous, people would obviously not eat them, right? But if they evolved in a way that some of them are safe to eat and supposedly nutritious, while the rest and majority of them are poisonous, then people would obviously fall victim to mushrooms much more. Their evolution has actually made a ploy to kill people. What the fuck. Therefore, the safe-to-eat mushrooms and the ones that kill you are actually partners in crime, so, yeah, neither of them should be consumed.
But it's too late, humanity already fell for the trap. People have popularized the idea that mushrooms are good and safe to eat, even putting them on pizzas, and now it's too late to turn back. Every year, more people will eat mushrooms in the wild that happen to kill them. It's just sad, and could've been prevented, simply if people realized that mushrooms are terrible. They're not even good. You know, if they were actually good, then I wouldn't mind them killing people. But they're just not, and that's that. Mushrooms are just rubber toy tires, and their only saving grace is that they're nutritious, apparently. But that doesn't redeem them.
Anyway, again, at least there's only two pieces in there. Still bad.
Moving on, not much left. Corn and tomatoes are alright to have. Although, I don't know about tomatoes. I enjoy them a lot, probably more than anybody, I think tomatoes are insanely underrated because of how well they go alongside a lot of things, inside sandwiches and stuff. But I actually doubt that they'd be good to have in a pizza. Yeah, no. Especially not big slices of them like that. I don't think that it'd be necessarily bad, but it would just not feel like how a pizza should. They'd overpower the whole thing, just way too much. Oh, and, since the pizza is so hot that it's steaming, that means the tomatoes are likely hot too. Which makes them terrible. So, the tomatoes have to go as well, as much as I hate to say it. Character limit.
