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Technology problems thread
I'll start
>Be me
>Rescently move into house
>said house has a special whole house fan
>basically vent that sucks in air and cools the place
>Landlord has it permanently turned on auto if the temperature rises over 75
>It was early February so it was cold as fuck
>decide to make fire
>feelswarmman.jpg
>me and gf snuggling on couch infront of fire
>then the fan turned on
>fire is suddenly sucked towards us
>me and gf scream and scramble off the couch
>Ash and shit everywhere, in our eyes so we can't see
>I stumble to the fan and turn it off
>gf runs for extinguisher
>by now the rug in front of the pit is on fire
>gf puts it out while I call 911
>Firemen and ambulance show up
>After going to the hospital for minor injuries we go back to the house
>Living room is nearly burnt to a crisp and covered in ash/phoam
>Gf's grandma's rug that had died two years earlier was ruined
>entire house was covered in ash
>choked on airborne ash for weeks after and had to see a doctor because I had a lung infection
>tfw landlord forced us to pay for livingroom damage
>tfw the housefan broke with all the ash
>tfw he also forced us to pay for the broken housefan
>tfw we were broke from repairs and can't move out
>tfw I'm cold as fuck and too scared to make another fire
