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>be me
>go to friend's house
>it's filthy
>carpet's been torn up, trash everywhere, holes in the walls
>"is your house always such a shithole."
>OHSHITWHATDIDISAY?
>friend seems hurt
>"I-I was just kidding, it's pretty messy b-but not that bad it's okay dudebro."
>oh no there goes my spaghetti
>friend asks me to leave
>"o-okay."
>mfw