>>19087542SHEE6 gestures out at the crowd with a grand sweep.
>"You see, Pizza Girl, the rule that I live by is the guidance of mine own noble spirit, which compels me to fight for justice and give to others from mine good and generous heart. I seek to lift up the weak, and offer kindness to those I meet! Yet, in the face of villainy, or indeed fierce and spirited competition such as that which you propose, I fight with the ferocity and tenacity of mine new dearest friend, the reformed brigand and the onetime despoiler of the Cyberia, bane of DJ Dolph Spin, 'The Jefa' Raquel Durango, heroine and savior of the WWA in the Dog Fight Match who now directs her gallantry in a bold challenge to the Divine Angels. I bring this warrior spirit, intwined with mine desires for embetter the fortunes of mine fellow persons, and this is the rule that I follow, along with such wise and prudent rules as mine kind mother sets forth for me, such as 'do not pilfer her banking card and make use of it for the purchase of cryptocurrency,' 'remain clothed in all times when in common areas of the home when we have visitors,' and 'gain not entry into the neighbors' home lacking their permission while they are away, even if you see their pet dog in the window and would like to play fetch with him.' These are the rules that I live by and uphold as a noble and kind champion in service of the better natures of the human heart!"