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There was this movie, Tales from Dark Side, that had a few horror skits in it. One of them, some guy had an encounter with a monster and the monster let him go if he promised never to tell. Then he got married and went on with his life, and eventually he told his wife about the monster. Then, SURPRISE, it turned out the wife was the monster and the guy had had monster children with her. My enemies are VERY INTENT on getting me to marry a monster and to have children with one, and it please them if I would show affection to one of their monsters in the interim. The even criticize me saying: the reason you're alone is because you don't pretend like one of our monster women is an ordinary human being. I think the reason is more correctly identified as them having me surrounded with their monster slave women away from the ordinary non-slave human woman who aren't at their beck and call the parade their fucking asses in front of me before they go take dick from my enemies.
