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Here's a little story /bant/, this happened a couple nights ago.
>Be me
>25 years old
>Full blown grade A level autism
>At a shopping centre, need a shit
>Go to public bathroom, find free cubicle
>Realise seat is cracked and dirty as hell
>Autism mode activated
>Too autistic to think of checking other cubicles, or cleaning seat
>Panic, decide to squat and shit on floor
>Someone walks into bathroom as I'm shitting
>Got a turtle sticking out
>Autism intensifies
>There is a gap at the bottom of the door, so I panic again
>Stand up, shit falls out my ass onto the floor
>I also begin to spray piss everywhere, I try and stop it with my hands
>Makes it worse, starts spraying like a shower head
>It's all over the door, walls and floor
>Autism levels increasing
>Panic more, pull up my pants, cover shit on floor with toilet roll
>Flush toilet, open door calmly
>Wash hands and leave as quickly as possible
>Sit down and have a cup of coffee at nearest cafe
>Stomach starts to turn
>Too scared to go to toilet again
>Literally shit myself
>As I stand up to leave, I notice the massive dark stain
>My leaking anal cavity made a very noticeable mark on the white chair
>Start the 45 minute walk home
>Avoiding public transport because I stink of shit
>Feel it running down my legs
>Get home, pull my pants down
>See buckets of shit all the way down both my legs
>Takes over 40 minutes to clean it all off
>Go to bed that night, don't sleep a single second
