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>be me
>stay a virgin till 30
>have wizard powers
>go outside for once in a year
>see some roastie walking on the sidewalk outside my house
>laugh
>turn her to dust with my raw virgin power
>walk down street
>see chad
>he walks up to me and try’s to fight me
>zap him as he shakes on the ground
>piss on his body
>go home
Such is the life of a wizard.
