>>9569496spray-tans.
I literally see thousands of brits, swedes, danes, norwegians, even some germans that come to greece "pre-tanned" and they look like literal retards.
They look like burned chickens and their golden blonde hair is a hilarious contrast. Then they get burned within 40 minutes of tanning at the beach and when you finally get to plow them after spending 50 euro on alcohol and 2 hours bullshitting them, they whine and cry about hurting from the 2nd degree burns and give you blue balls and a pity blowjob.
Absolute fucking retards.
