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Hola Amigos! Guess who just fucking found out prostitution is LEGAL in Mexico!? Help a /b/rother out here. I'm a white Irish-American from Texas and I get my vacation in a week.
Can I get the scoop on how to safely organize a debaucherous hookers and cocaine party? Do the girls offer you the coke or do I gotta get someone who knows some Los Zetas type motherfucker? I'm trying to NOT get chainsaw decapitated for the crime of wanting to snort coke off some Latina mons pubis. Do I need a Mexican homie to serve as a buffer/guide?
I already found wikisexguide so I kinda have a game plan but everything on the internet says that if I try to buy drugs I'm gonna get kidnapped and tortured to death. WTF Mexico? I'm just a gringo that wants to stimulate your economy, I swear. I mean absolutely no disrespect to your country or your culture, I'll even buy a bunch of random flea market trinkets from the street kids and buy plenty of street tacos from all the abuelas. Mexican people are awesome and some of the funniest, most caring people ever.
