>>95869501. The fuck kind of hair-product was Jesus using to get his hair to stick sideways around his face like that
2. Is there a reason Jesus has a hair-do which is associated with him exclusively? Was this some sort of self-promotion gimmick like with Boris Johnson or Donald Trump?
3. Am I the only person to find it suspicious that the Jesus from the 17th century Shroud of Turin just so happens to also resemble 17th century depictions of Jesus?