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>have a new gf
>she is somali
>never thought to mention that she’s somali to the family
>take her home to meet the parents for the first time
>"Ehhhhhh... hej, trevligt att vi möts tillslut..."
>parents give each other that look
>inside they are dying because their only sons gf is somali - the nigger of the niggers
>dreams of being grandparents are ruined because their grandkid will be brazilian
>the family line is destroyed
>I feel the shame rising in me
>I have betrayed my ancestors
>the only honorable solution is to terminate the relationship with immediate effect
>gf is in the kitchen helping mom prepare the surströmming
>hide in the toilet, call 112, tell them an african has broken into the house with a knife and is threatening us with AIDS
>the police arrive, "hon är i köket"
>"SLÄPP KNIVEN SLÄPP KNIVEN"
>she gets tased, it doesn't work
>several rounds fired, she’s dead
>I come downstairs, wink at mom, she knows
>"Åååååååååååååå tack... hon kom in och hotade att döda oss"
>"Inget problem! Vi måste hålla Sverige rent", says the police man and winks
>Later at the dinner table, "du tog rätt beslut Sven, jag är stolt över dig...”
>"tack far"
