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>be brit
>go to her Majesty's ministry of communication
>purchase a television license like an upstanding citizen
>go to her Majesty's ministry of defense
>purchase a fork license like a good, wary subject to the crown
>go to her Majesty's ministry of supermarkets
>purchase a plastic bag license
>Go home feeling proud and joyful for I am a loyal subject
>arrested on sight for possession of a wheelie bin