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>is 5’6
>has the body proportions of a midget
>a tiny mouth with huge blown out lips that keep his mouth from being able to close properly
>no friends
>virgin
>raised by a single mom who doesn’t even like him
>none of his extended family want anything to do with him
>his own job makes him “work from home” so they don’t have to be around him
>no real future career prospects because all he does is help desk for boomers who need their router reset
>gets so shook by Luke of all people that he spergs out and harasses Josie 3 days in a row after failing to ask her out
>buck broken so hard by Luke that he seethes about Josie and her fanbase on 4channel every single day since for almost a year now
>is almost 30 and has nothing to show for it
>will never ever ever have a wife and children or a house
>STILL hasn’t gotten a single reply from Josie after giving her thousands
>paypigs Mr heck because he gaslit him into thinking he was his friend and not a lolcow that the cord keeps around to laugh at
Honestly can’t think of a worse life predicament
