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>be me
>imperial guard
>fresh out of training
>already about to go out on a mission
>some shit about orks on a war world
>didn't pay much attention at orientation
>about to head out to the transport vessels
>commissar gives long winded speech about "holding the line" and "dying for THE EMPRAH"
>whatever I just want to kill some green skin's
>after a long boring trip on the transport we finally get there
>loading on the drop ships
>land down on the planet
>don't know what will greet me when those doors open
>WHAT DO I SEE
>WHAT COULD IT BE
>THAT I SEE
>PAST THOSE DROP SHIP DOORS
>WHY WHO IS ELSE COULD IT BE BESIDE THE SPAS MURINS
>fucking glory steeling ultra Smurfs
>the sisters of battle are here too
>see a especially beautiful sister
>snow white hair, icy blue eyes, huge ass and child bearing hips
>and huge tits
>seriously how can she deal with the back pain
>but before I have a chance to introduce myself the orks attak
>half my squad is already dead
>out of nowhere I get a vision
>IT'S FROM THE BIG E HIMSELF
>he tells me to rush the horde
>this might be a good chance to impress that busty sister
>start running at and shooting the green bitchies
>lucky all my shots land on the head
>see their captain
>he's a big guy
>but the big E is with me
>he blind sides me with his axe
>hear something snap
>las gun is broken
>as well as my arm
>duck out of the way of his next attak
>draw my sword
>blindly thrust up
>hit him right in the neck
>he kills over
>the horde scatters
>there is stand bloody and beaten victories
>look over to the hot sister to see her face
>MFW she was too busy to flirting with a space marine to see how badass I was
fucking space marines
