>https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/19391137/#19416523>>19420964>[Sheila is about to sit across from Karna when the voice of an angel interrupts the sombre silence, and Sheila turns to see... *that*, signing up a storm.]Sheila simply cannot turn her eyes from the scene in front of her. In all her years she has never see an armour-clad beast of a woman singing majestically to the sounds of Buckner & Garcia. Enraptured, Sheila can't help but join in as she stands right next to Karna, enthusiastically gyrating and holding an imaginary microphone to her own mouth. As SHEE6 wraps up, Sheila wolf-whistles and applauds raucously, and turning to Karna, she makes her intentions clear:
"You and me, now, love. Ya can't let 'er upstage ya! And Oi ain't takin' nose for an ans-ah!"
>[Sheila moves up to the stage, offering a huge hi-five to SHEE6, who is breathing heavy but incredibly proud of herself.]"MATE. That was fucken awesome! Youse have got a seta poips on ya, for sure! Fuck me dead, Oi'd let ya sing at me wedding! Youse know how ta get the pahty started, that's fa sure! But oi, nah, take a rest."
>[Sheila grabs the microphone, and give SHEE6 a pat on the back.]"HOLY FUCK, let's give it up fah, uh, her! That was sick as, mate! Blood ripper! But now, back by pop-lar demand, it's SHEILA FUCKEN FOSTER. This toim, Oi'm singen an absolute bloody classic, and I'm gonna need the help-a one luck patron to come and sing wiff me!"
>[Sheila makes a show of gazing at all of the patrons remaining, clearly enjoying the show. She skips over those who look too enthusiastic, and settles on -- you'll never guess:]"KAH-NAH. Youse and me, love! Ya gotta get up before the chorus, mate! Only gonna get one chance!"
The music begins to play:
https://youtu.be/Lo2qQmj0_h4?si=wXN_DqoySVf4C6xK 