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> Be me
> Can't afford my hormone shots in Pakistan
> Get imported to Canada by claiming refugee status
> Be a girl(male) sous chef at a small restaurant
> Aiming to be head chef by next year
> Looking to get married on a weekend to my bf
> Forget to clean up the grease on the floor
> Carrying a huge ass pot filled with boiling water
> Trip on the grease comically and fall to the ground
> Boiling water scalds my face
> Water hits electric range nearby and it bursts into flames
> Dont get married
Fast forward 3 years later
> Recover from incident, face is pretty due to hormones but still single
> Work as a waiter because of trauma from being a line cook
> Serving a table with a handsome American man
> Start pouring coffee but accidentally spill some
> Apologize
> Get called a bitch
> American boy choke slams me onto the table
> Proceeds to pour scalding coffee on my chest
> Slaps me after
> Cry on the floor as they finish their meal
Why is Canada like this ??
