>>1331942Sure.
1. East of Australia, not so much south. You might be thinking of Tasmania.
2. Not even close to 31% Maori. I think it's more like 11-12%.
3. Contrary to popular belief, we're full. Packed to the rafters. Our election in September will hinge on who lies most convincingly about how heavily they'll reduce immigration.
4. But we still live in the best country in the world. Not in terms of how amazing we are (though of course we are), but how lucky we are.
5. Also best wildlife. Awesome birds everywhere and basically nothing can kill you.