in about 5 minutes, i'm about to ruin a wagies morning and go force him to make me a sandwich. the whole time i will be watching, overseeing his every move, forcing him to craft it exactly to my specifications, and after it's all said and done, after the humiliation is complete, i will only tip 10% and he will be obliged to thank me for the embarrassing ordeal i've put him through, and as i walk confidently towards the door, he will know that will not be the last time he suffers this fate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4OzdyxbOuU