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>wanted ad asks if I am a "customer service ninja"
>apply for the job with a resume that is brilliant because I just lied about all my qualifications
>receive an interview appointment
>attend because I have lots of spare time to engage in these trivialities
>they ask me why I want this job
>I say that I don't, I just wanted to see the face of the sort of moron who describes a cashier job using the term "ninja"
>leave
