>>13424389>it was like any other Friday Night Magick the Gathering meetup I had been to before, tables bustling, people scooping, groans and laughs heard in equivalence. I was getting up to leave, bag on my bag when it happened>he saw me>I wanted to run, I wanted to maybe crawl under one of the tables and make my escape, surely I could out run him but it was too late he had seen me, I knew he had, he knew I knew and I knew he knew I knewHey bro you wanna *huuhhhhhfffff* get a table going?
>I couldn't help it>I shit my pantsHey bro I don't know if you heard me, I said do you want to get a-
>and suddenly he stopped, I knew it was coming, I knew it was too late*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*
>he smelt my shit pantsHey bro are you gonna eat that?
>wh-what?I said are you gonna eat that? I can smell what you did to your pants bro I just wanna know if you're going to eat it because if you're not I will
>I had never been so powerless