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Sure they have the most beautiful people, but that's really all they have going for them.
The north is cold, dark and boring as fuck.
They never conquered anything.
Before southerners civilized them, they were humping trees and shit. Fucking weirdos.
Living there is depressing as fuck.
I used to have a friend from sweden, and when she described how boring and depressing it is there, it made me genuinely pity the scandies. She showed me outside her window, and it was endless cold tundra for miles on end. Sad really.