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That is actually true, everyone in the US is a cute little girl. Trust me, I go there every once in a while for my pillaging raids to kidnap new girls for my villa harem.
All Americans here will say they're not little girls because they're afraid more people like me will come and kidnap them. This is why they have nuclear weapons, to prevent other countries from invading them, but they can't do anything against individual bands of raiders.
