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>Hey bud, don't mean to interrupt your playstation game but me and your mom have been talking and we came to the conclusion to start drug testing you. You aren't the same kid I used to give piggy back rides around the house. Ever since you've been hanging out with your little friends who wear all black and listen to that screaming devil noise, you've had us both terrified for your well being. We want you to become a law abiding lawyer just like your old man! C'mon champ, think of the lawsuits we could be working with together. For your own well being we're gonna take away your records that have any explicit lyrics or themes in them. I think they've influenced you to do crack, you're always so upset and unfriendly to people whenever they annoy you. Ever since you've been listening to that "punk" nonsense you've been talking about how "corrupt" and "rotten" the government is. Would would uncle larry say about that? He served this great and marvelous country in the Vietnam War. He's missing one testicle due to a claymore, you know. Me and your mom want you to live the American Dream! I get it, your hormones are raging and you're feeling a little weird but you're still our little boy! When you're older and working with me at the office, you'll understand how just and excellent this country is and how our government is looking after us. C'mon bud, let's go get some ice cream.
