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>be me
>about to eat dinner with family
>siblings all sat down
>im sat down , comfy af in my dressing gown
>mum forces me to take it off even though i am comfy
>taking my dressing gown to my room when mum walks past and serves sister
>picks bit of chicken off of my plate, eats it in front of me, pulls a fucking sly grin and a giggle
>my mum always told me "eat your food slowly, no one is going to steal your food"
>proven wrong on that very instant
>storm the fuck off
Fuck you mum and fuck your shit, ill eat my food fast because IT TASTES NICE AND THIEVES LIKE YOU WANT TO STEAL IT
