>>15938538> Aspirin is snake oilNigger, go take 325mg of aspirin and knick yourself with a razor - it thins your blood and is an excellent remedy to prevent shit like strokes and other clotting.
Aspirin in a miracle drug that has incredible curative properties - many doctors have remarked that if aspirin were discovered nowadays it would be made prescription only because it is so effective for many conditions and consequently reduces the lining of the filthy pockets of crooked greedy doctors.
> This is reason behind the weird push to use NSAIDs like ibuprofen and acetaminophen and why they are in such abundance (((preferred over aspirin))) even though they cause liver and stomach damage> This is why aspirin is given a bad reputation by globohomo media "it's bad for you it thins your blood!!!"> This is why it can often be very difficult to find cheap generic moderate dose aspirin (325mg) in the supermarket - it is usually at the bottom shelf buried under a thousand different formulations of ibuprofen and acetaminophen, and when aspirin is found it is usually in *ridiculously overpriced* brand name packaging, while the generic "$2 for 200 tablets" or whatever is usually out of stock> It is why most Aspirin is sold in weak ass dosages (81mg) fag ass "baby aspirin" that isnt really effective I used to get really terrible migraines, my blood pressure would be off the charts - there was no medication that helped, and while I really hate taking pills anyway aspirin seem to be the only thing that would get rid of my headaches and reduce my blood pressure.
I really do believe there is a conspiracy against aspirin. I take it every day because I have a genetic predisposition to strokes, and my Father died of a heart attack, and I know taking aspirin reduces the likelihood of these conditions significantly. Maybe its just in my head but if I don't have at least 325mgs in a day I just feel shitty and out of sorts, maybe I'm addicted Idk.
