>>13989949>tHe bOoKS aRe bEtTeRFuck you tranny.
A friend told me about the movie (he was really fucking exited) and as soon as he talked about "Potions Classes" and "Flaying Broomsticks" I told him "That movie already exists!" I didn't know it was called "The Worst Witch" but they were airing that on tv later that very same day. A fucking lot of what my friend told me was there in that movie
>Boarding School for Little Witches>Potions Classes>Potions classes teacher is very strict>Some Blonde Kid from a rich witch people family that doesn't like the main character and her friends>The school is a castle in the middle of a forest somewhere in Ireland>I'm pretty sure somebody has a pet owl there too>You didn't read the bookI read the book some years later (being a little older and such) and it was honestly one of the worst things I've ever read, I gave up after chapter 4, literally nothing happened for like 50 pages (and it's a 200 pages long book) and the chapters were like 10 pages of padding and like 2 pages that actually read like a book, and a pretty bad and cliche one at that, some weirdos in halloween costumes put some baby in a basket on some fat ass people's foot step, then the next chapters were kind of the same, 10 pages of padding and like 2 pages of actual book, it's terrible, I honestly doubt anybody actually liked this shit.
Now, the reason I bring up The Worst Witch is because, if a literal nobody wrote a book, it was this fucking badly written, badly fucking paced, the characters were so fucking cliche and the main setting is this fucking similar to another franchise that not only were popular children's books from the 70's but a fucking Disney Channel Halloween Movie from '86 with a Reboot by the BBC that was already in production by 1996, anyone would I've just criticized it as a knock-off or something similar, the reason it sells it because Hollywood pushed this crap, because it's actually satanic
