>>18320418At the centre of this urban regeneration project lies "CYBERIA" - by day this massive building, complete with its own monorail station, hosts conferences, weddings and other private functions, but by night its doors are flung open to the general public as it transforms into an entertainment venue hosting bands, DJ's and even independent wrestling promotions. Just last week Spaghettitown hosted an international cookery competition that allegedly stimulated the towns economy to the tune of several million dollars. Did anyone care to ask the citizens of Spaghettitown if this was something they wanted? Of course not.
Dear reader, to you I ask a simple question; Who died and made Dia Shirley Burroughs the mayor of this town? Who asked for fairly priced mass transit, affordable products and a rapidly growing economy? Who asked for trendy nightclubs, fancy coffee bars and clean streets?
If I were the cynical sort I'd say that Ms Burroughs dropping in out of nowhere and declaring herself to be the supreme authority over all things Spaghettitown was an act of grotesque hubris and if it were up to me her embarrassingly phallic tower would be torn to the ground and her entire cult run out of town.
Jill Gates earned our trust over time with her superior operating systems.
Shelon Musk and Marcy Zuckerberg may have struggled when they joined forces to bring the world Tweetstagram but I think we can all agree that the platform has never been better or more culturally relevant than it is today where I have amassed a loyal following of over forty people.
Even Adolphine Hitler won an election.
"BSD" can't even win a simple wrestling match.
Is this really the kind of person we want in our beloved town?
Margaret Whitehouse
[Margaret (they/them) has been a Buzzsneed contributor for two years, she owns seven cats, bakes a mean brownie and possesses a signed copy of Das Kapital]
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