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I'm posting my most recent one, not weirdest.
>the first thing I did in my dream was browsing my phone on a pet-buying app of some kind
>have it listed "By Breeder" instead of "By Dog Breed"
>scroll down and click on a German Shepard breeder's page whose avatar was the Texas flag because she lived in Texas (ironic, considering where I came from)
>order a 1-year old Shepard and suddenly I have a female one next to me
>the dog was loyal and very friendly to me, she wouldn't leave my side and sometimes wanted me to carry her when I decided to drive to some weird kind of hybrid retailer mixed between IKEA, H&M, and Home Depot
>shop around as normal while the Shepard is following me around and carrying stuff with her mouth that I order her to get for me
>drive back home with her tippy-tapping her paws on the seat like the cute princess she is (I decided to call her Diane for some reason)
>once I got back home and put the stuff inside, I decided to wear my pajamas to go to sleep, even though it was only 5 PM
>the dog nestled into my bed the moment I tucked under the sheets
>went to sleep after I started hearing her lightly snoring
>dream now changes to something else I don't remember
