How to become Japanese - Rebirth Route
Japanophile (Amaterasu is Queen) ID:5IZ0kqjt No.17034899 View ViewReport Quoted By:
Here's a tutorial on How to Become Japanese
Rebirth Route.
Welcome to Japanese Buddhism, where your wishes become reality. Want to be born a female onna in Japan? You can! Want to become an Oni? You can!
>How to become an Oni
You are aware of what or who Oni are, aren't you? They work for Great King Enma.
>Who is Great King Enma?
Also called Yama in Buddhism, Great King Enma rules over Hell with the Ten Kings of Hell. See pic related
Oni work for him. So if you want to become an Oni, you just need a chance to open up to work with Great King Enma! Praise him!
>How to become Japanese
See pic related (again). King Henjo determines where your soul gets reborn. If you want it to be Japan, praising King Henjo better be in your best interest.
Your biggest obstacle is being reborn in the human realm. Great King Enma decides this. Also Emperor Dongyue in Chinese Buddhism. This is where I chose to become an Oni.
>You eat humans and post on /bant/?
I accept Oni duties and responsibilities. After death, I will be the person who gives the sinners nightmares at night.