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As I click through the valley of the photos of breasts
I take a look at my life, and realize there's nothing left
'Cause I've been fapping and blasting so long that
Even my ISP thinks my mind is gone
But I ain't never tipped a whore that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a paypig, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're jerking and where you're working
Or you and your homies might be covered in splooge
I really hate to shoot but I gotta loc
As they post, I see myself in the 404 smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be
On my knees after midnight with my dick in a grip tight
Been spending most our lives, living in a coomer's paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in a coomer's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in a coomer's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in a coomer's paradise
Look at the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by fuckin' /b/
So I gotta be down with the coom schemes
Too much porn watchin' got me chasing after MILF dreams
I'm an educated coomer with booty on my mind
Got my 10" in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out fapper, born titty jammer
And the jannies is around so don't arouse the banhammer, fool
Climax ain't nothing but a full stroke away
I'm cooming away life, day or night, what can I say
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24
Fifty faps in one day, and I'm pushing for one more (YO!)
Tell me why are we
So blind to see
That the ones who fap most
Are you and me (x2)
Been spending most our lives, living in a coomer's paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in a coomer's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in a coomer's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in a coomer's paradise
