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I can't believe we're in the 21st century. With computers, phones, AI and so much technological innovation, but yet people think peeing in the shower is gross. I can't believe it. Why? If you think about it for 2 seconds, it's stupid as fuck. Peeing in the shower is not gross and anyone who disagrees can eat shit and die. You are just plain wrong. It's not an opinion, it's just wrong. You're wrong. You should feel bad. Really bad. Stand in the corner and think about how much of a dumbass you are. Peeing in the shower is quick, easy, it saves money, good for the environment, it clears your skin, gives you a million dollars, gives you a free blowjob, waters your plants, gets rid of world hunger, cures all cancers, makes your dick 10 inches bigger (still applies to girls), cures mental illness, increases self esteem, butters your bread for you, takes you out on a nice date and pounds you in the ass after.(only if you want it to) NOT peeing in the shower makes you cold, wastes money, it's time consuming, it makes your skin dry, your dick fall off, steals your money, shits in your pool, gives you herpes, fucks your girlfriend, fucks your boyfriend, fucks your mom, fucks your dad, fucks your sister, fucks your brother, fucks your grandma, fucks your grandpa, fucks your daughter, fucks your son, fucks your grandchildren, fucks their children, fucks the children of your grandchildren's children and so on. Just not fun. Now do you see? The only thing better than peeing in the shower is peeing in my mouth. Just go to your local applebees and you'll see a man wearing a spongebob T-shit, black shorts and pink heart glasses. That's me. Then walk up to me and I'll take it from there. It's better if you're on your period. Just please release your golden juices into my mouth. Or your shower ffs I can't believe I have to say this to some people
