>>18163435>TWO WEEKS>TWO FUCKING WEEKS, I'VE BEEN LINGERING AT HOME WATCHING THIS SHOW GET HANDBALLED FROM NETWORK TO NETWORK, WATCHING THE BALL GET DROPPED AND HEARING ABOUT BACKSTAGE DRAMA AND LEAKS>BUT>But...>You can't silence the Hopester!>I served my suspension... I've done my time! Now, I'm here as a free woman, here on our new network, here on our new home, here to lay down a few little kernels of truth for those of you playing along at home.>All that shit you keep hearing on your bullshit smark dirt sheet websites... It's not ALL BULLSHIT>Cos y'see, our lovely friends who've taken control of the company don't seem to understand the first thing about getting a GOD DAMN wrestling company going>And that's showing wrestling>People 'aint tuning in for lesbian orgies, cute little vignettes of coffee dates, or skeletons returning from the grave. What they want to see is pure, unadultered, MOTHERFUCKIN' VIOLENCEHolly approaches the ring, jumps the rope and sits on the turnbuckle
>We got a whole bunch of new champs and a whole bunch of stips about how the belts are to be challenged for. >We've got backstage drama about who gets to go for the tag belts and the veracity of that whole fucken division>The hardcore champ seems to happy enough to try to kill Jap girls without care for the belt itself>Every time someone brings up the intercontinental title and who'll challenge for that, conversation devolves into "who deserves it" and some bullshit chat about how Nikki has herpes or whatever>And Divine's set up a tournament arc fresh out of Ranger Rabbit's retarded Lithuanian cartoons which, if we're unlucky, will just result in Kelly "Hit the Wall" Omega losing yet ANOTHER main event on yet ANOTHER pay-per-view>Gotta say... I can see why morale is low 