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my daughter judy is pregnant with swamp creatures
she says once they're born they will be sold to sashimi chef
i said if she gives birth her pussy will get too loose and my dog rex will start biting me again
even though it's a full moon judy is leaving to find a master abortionist
now i have to finish the order for papier-mâché eggplants by myself
if i don't get the order done by next friday i will have to return the client's deposit
if i can't make my loan repayment there's a chance the repo men will seize my prosthetic penis
my semi-disbarred solicitor says theres a chance i can keep my prosthetic if i get a medical certificate stating it's necessary for my daily functioning but the doctor is refusing to see me after i accidentally urinated on the receptionist's sandwich
i've been trying to stop squirting everywhere but my bladder muscles were destroyed in a rickshaw accident and without a penis to guide the stream it just flies out in all directions at once
hopefully soon i will receive some money from the class action lawsuit against the penis pump manufacturer
