>>18407183Colby gasps and nearly chokes on her next words before they come out in a yell.
>"Don't even JOKE about that! Now, why are you REALLY here?"Carmody looks sideways with an innocent smile. "Wellll, Dad didn't wanna spring for some big, fancy Yankee school again after you came back from college even weirder than when you left, so you ruined that for me. So I'm here to check out Spaghetti Town Community College. The economy here's great so I'll have no trouble getting a good job, and the beaches are incredible..... urk!"
Colby grabs Carmody by the shoulders and shakes her.
>"NO. Carmody. Listen to me. I've got a lot of enemies in this town. One of 'em's liable to bomb you with a fighter jet or something just because it'd make me mad. You can't stay here. You REALLY can't go to school here. You need to go HOME. How'd you even get here?""It wasn't in a lambo, that's for sure!" Carmody runs her hand along the side of Colby's car. "You're not gonna offer me a spin in this thing?"
Colby sighs.
>"I'll offer you a ride to the bus station. Or the airport. And buy you a ticket. How about that?"Carmody laughs. "Maybe later. You gotta introduce me to Amy before I leave. I wanna meet the woman who turned my big sis into a lesbo!"
>"NO! ..... I mean, um, fine. Maybe. Later. Maybe later. I....."Carmody interrupts Colby's stammering by grabbing her in a big, tight hug. She pulls her in close and pinches her butt, HARD, as her other hand rests on Colby's purse, one finger moving lightly. "Dammmmmn, your body got HARD from all this wrestling training. I guess Amy must like it that way, huh?" She laughs.
