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>be 6 yo me
>Halloween party at school
>recently watched Spiderman 1 and thought he was the best superhero ever
>dressed as a shitty version of wrestling Spiderman with a paper plate painted as if it was his mask, white shirt with sharpie'd spider logo, red hoodie, and blue jeans
>in middle of the party I spot another kid wearing a spider costume
>become a lil' Einstein and get the idea that since the kid is technically a spider because he's dressed like one, I can get Spiderman's powers if he bit me
>run up to him, roll my sleeves and put my arm up, and tell him to bite me
>he does so without hesitation and as hard as he can
>scream loudly and yell at him to stop while slapping him in the head but the fucker refuses to let go
>took two adults to force his jaw open and carry him away and my mother carried me in a panick
>scolded me as I was crying about how stupid I was as she was using anti-septic wipes to treat the bitten area and had it bandaged by the nurse
>after we came back from the party and I was supposed to sleep, I was trying to shoot webs and climb the walls, and almost cried when my I realized my hopes and dreams were broken
I still cover my head in embarrassment to this day.
