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>Go to a fancy restaurant with Steve for lunch
>He brings his handy dandy signature tray with him
>He sits down opposite of me, "no hiss" he says
>He orders a full spread of MRE basic foods from the menu
>"Heh, this place smells a little weird, like an off brand wood cleaner, but I pick up a faint floral scent, maybe that's lemon" he says
>The waiter brings us our food
>"Let's get this out onto a tray" Steve says
>I lose all recollection of about 3 minutes of time, but remember him saying "nice! now let's get started with this coffee instant type 1"
>"Not bad, can't go wrong with coffee instant type 1, let's try a bite of this chocolate custard"
>"Absolutely decadent"
>"I can't help myself, I need another bite" he says, wolfing down the rest of the chocolate custard
>"Let's move on to the entree, roast beef with vegetables"
>He goes on to tell me how delicious, savory and well seasoned it is
>Steve takes me back home
>"Now let's move on to dinner" he says, forcing his way inside with his muscular arms
>"Not bad" he says
>I lose another 5 minutes of memory and wake up again to a "nice!"
>I'm spread eagle, pinned down on the bed with my tight butt in the air
>Not even mad
>"Oh yeah, got my trusty American dick here, these things are so sturdy" he says, thwapping it against my bum
>"You all know how I like to do it" he says, penetrating me
>"Could use a little more oil, it's pretty dry" he says
>Steve ravages me for 40 minutes, calling me his "jelly bar" before filling me with his cheese spread
>"Heh, I have to say this MRE was one of the best so far, very well rounded, just a hint of rancidity, probably from the storage conditions, this is Steve 1989 off MREinfo, hope you liked the video, I'll be comin back at ya with something new, or old, alright cool, see ya
