>>16035200spend an upwards of 50 minutes sitting there and picking every individual piece of green pepper out of the salad before I eat it. I swear that they're that bad.
Not like getting all the green pepper out of the bowl would fix the problem by the way, because they do this thing where they leave their terrible taste on anything that they they're around, it's like an infection and can turn anything inedible. I think that if I were suddenly told that I'm only allowed to eat food with green pepper from now on, I would end my life right at that moment.
I wanna go into more about why I hate them, more than saying that I definitely do, but I just don't know what to say about green peppers except that they're the worst thing ever and taste terrible, like, damn. Fuck those things, I'm done.
At least it's only two pieces of it in there, but just like the big block of cheese, that's bad enough. This pizza is already shit-tier.
Moving on, mushrooms. The same with green peppers. Not as bad as them, but I still don't understand how people enjoy mushrooms. It makes me feel bad,because everybody talks about how good and magical they are, while I don't see it one bit, eating mushrooms is like eating a car toy tire for me. It makes you feel all alone in the world when you can't find anybody to relate with something like that. Literally nobody except me considers mushrooms to be terrible, and I don't know why. Maybe I really do have a problem with my taste buds. But no way.
Either way, I'm just gonna say it, mushrooms are shit. I don't wanna pretend like they're not, anymore. Every time someone says they're actually good, I take their word for it, but I'm done, mushrooms are simply garbage and it's just that everybody else is the weird one, not me.
Besides the fact that, again, their texture is as if you're eating a toy car tire, and on top of that they taste like rubber. They really do. Which, doesn't make them necessarily bad, but it definit-character limit.
