Update: Just found out the AA meeting spot is farther away from my campus than I previously estimated. I'm thinking Plan C is a go. So everyone can stop the pearl clutching. The alcoholics are saved! Someone screenshot this or archive it so when the other anons wake up they know what happened. Okay finale goodbye.
Oh and by the way, my name @2abstract2wise is a reference to the robinson jeffers poem "return".
https://mypoeticside.com/show-classic-poem-14029 