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>be american
>get pulled over for going 1km/h over the speed limit
>officer jumps out the car with gun pulled
>yells at you to get out
>try to unbuckle seatbelt
>get shot
>tip officer
>ambulance arrives
>tip doctor
>go to hospital and have surgery to remove bullet
>tip surgeon
>get heart attack and die when you see the hospital bill
